• @[email protected]
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    228 months ago

    exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.

    • Zloubida
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      87 months ago

      And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.

      • @EtherWhack
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        27 months ago

        Or you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.

        • Zloubida
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          17 months ago

          Nah, I never start a fight I can’t win.