Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.

Caption: Start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    How about starting the call by informing them they are dying. If they have questions just enforce your predictions to get out of the call.

    • @isles
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      38 months ago

      I think those are threats…

      • @[email protected]
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        8 months ago

        I think most people would understood them as such.

        But when they realise it’s already too late. They should have texted first.