• Naja Kaouthia
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    72 months ago

    Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      HR update:

      If death of an employee is certain, ensure employee positions their body as shown in figure 1. If positioned correctly, spasms from the deceased can be capitalized on to produce additional value for the company post mortem.