I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

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    11 months ago

    “I got the vaccine and nothing bad happen to m-” start convulsing and making gross sounds while dropping to the ground

    “Ahhh! The 5G! It buuuurns!”

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      When that stupid PSA warning came through that conspiracy theorists said would “activate” the vaccine I was in my MAGAt infested office. I fell to the floor and screamed “The vaccine!” as soon as I heard everyone’s phones go off.

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      511 months ago

      I wonder if you could convince one of these people of something even more crazy.

      • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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        Once I got into it with a flat earther and they started spouting some shit about how the phases of the moon proved the earth was flat, I just cackled and said “You believe in the moon?”

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          111 months ago

          When you are on the first date and she starts talking

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        Depends on whether you frame it in a way that appeals to them.