cleanprairiedog to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoI glued my balls to my butthole again. What should I do?imagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down15
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageI glued my balls to my butthole again. What should I do?cleanprairiedog to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareandrewtalinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·1 year agoI say just grab and yank, what’s the worst that can happen?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou could stretch your scrotum out like a yard
minus-squareGlitterInfectionlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThe robot in the picture says to avoid doing that because it “could cause skin irritation or injury.” But it doesn’t even HAVE its own skin.
minus-squarecleanprairiedogOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoI tried that now my scrotum is stretched out like a fucking yard!
I say just grab and yank, what’s the worst that can happen?
Why not fart real hard
You could stretch your scrotum out like a yard
The robot in the picture says to avoid doing that because it “could cause skin irritation or injury.” But it doesn’t even HAVE its own skin.
I tried that now my scrotum is stretched out like a fucking yard!
We call that a good start.