• @dohpaz42
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      827 months ago

      You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

    • @Buddahriffic
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      Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

      • @lessthanluigi
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        “No Hetero” 🤣

        Made me laugh way too hard.

        I’m saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.

      • @AlpacaChariot
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        Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!

        Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

    • @PoliticalAgitator
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      Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

      • @morphballganon
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        127 months ago

        Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

        • @PoliticalAgitator
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          It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

          • Lowlee Kun
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            I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”

            • @PoliticalAgitator
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              The fact that it doesn’t reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he’s straight now.

              • Lowlee Kun
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                Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense