• @jeffwOPM
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    77 months ago

    OR you could carry a knife with you and chop off your thumb if they try to arrest you

    • OsaErisXero
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      107 months ago

      Nah, then they get you for littering and open the phone.

      You have to walk around with a hotplate so you can sear your fingerprints off.

      • @NOT_RICK
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        27 months ago

        I feel like a lighter would do

    • @JigglySackles
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      57 months ago

      Obviously the decision here is an easy one…

      Know where to get a good whetstone?

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      57 months ago

      I prefer to just have my phone’s fingerprint reader loaded with a non-fingerprint. You can use any part of your body, really. Use your imagination. It’ll be functionally impossible to unlock your phone even using that same part of your anatomy later, even if anyone could guess what it was.

      So then your phone will ask for a fingerprint but none of your fingers will ever in a million years actually unlock it. Jack booted thugs are welcome to try; they will fail. To actually use your phone, just enter your PIN or passcode.

      • @jeffwOPM
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        37 months ago

        Rub my dick on the phone or chop off my thumb? Decision, decisions