• KillingTimeItself
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    329 months ago

    “claim to have stolen 6200 dollars and spent it on 100 inflatable sea lions”

    Honestly, i’m not even sure this is a crime. Can you imagine being a juror in court for this shit?

    • shastaxc
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      89 months ago

      It doesn’t have to be a crime to piss off the congregation that donated that money

      • @BuckWylde
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        59 months ago

        Jesus needed those sea lions. The congregation should be happy.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        19 months ago

        no but it’s still funny as fuck and i dont think i would even be upset if i donated the money myself.