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    77 months ago

    God in Acts 5: “You lied about how much you sold this acre for, die”

    God in the 21st century:

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      27 months ago

      Imagine how much cooler Christian mythology would have been if the Gnostics won and Jesus came to warn us about the demiurge and smite him with lightning bolts

      Instead we got someone who would get executed for treason by the Romans without even actually calling them out first