Sources close to the situation claim that Ryder, the team’s leader, had been neglecting safety regulations, leaving Rubble and other members vulnerable to accidents on the job. An anonymous dalmatian source expressed concern, stating, “It was like a ticking time bomb. We all knew it was only a matter of time before a serious injury occurred.” Another anonymous German shepherd source added, “The moment Rubble fell into the hole, Ryder went into full cover-up mode. He instructed us to remain silent and threatened to kick us off the team if we reported the safety violations. It was quite frightening.”

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  • @Joep
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    82 months ago

    child labor, dogs running backhoes, helicopters, and garbage trucks. Just watching this show would give an OSHA inspector an aneurysm