Okay so most people would be like, “Oh everyone but me, should not be allowed to have guns, because I’m morally righteous, and think of the power, and think of how cool I am and how cool I would be with a cool gun.”, right. That’s the only position people have, I think, there’s people who have that position, and liars who are lying. Okay, cool.

But me, no. Me, I think everyone but me should have a gun. To even the odds, for the rest of you.