@ickplantM to Animals with JobsEnglish • 7 months agoThe Transporter: turtle found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million worth of cocaine attached to itimagemessage-square57arrow-up1492arrow-down17
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minus-squareladlinkfedilinkEnglish30•7 months agoOh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
minus-square@ericbomblinkEnglish7•7 months agoNo no no. The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•7 months agoThat is what the turtle wants you to think
minus-square@troglodytislinkEnglish18•7 months agoThe Coast Guard sure has some funky math. seized 7 tons of cocaine worth over $135 million But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil? They’re just making up these numbers
minus-square@ickplantOPMlinkEnglish9•7 months agoOf course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•7 months agoit’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
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Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all
Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
No no no.
The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
That is what the turtle wants you to think
The Coast Guard sure has some funky math.
But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil?
They’re just making up these numbers
Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
That’s just a maritime ton
Per usual
it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains