SolidGrue to No Stupid QuestionsEnglish • 5 months agoIs the body of Christ gluten free? Asking for a friend.message-square34arrow-up1113arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareIs the body of Christ gluten free? Asking for a friend.SolidGrue to No Stupid QuestionsEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square34file-text
minus-squareNaibofTabrlinkfedilinkEnglish9•5 months agoWhich part of His body did you get? The spleen? A bit of intestine? One of the toes?
minus-squareOrbituarylink8•5 months agoYou drink his blood and eat his body… Vampirism and cannibalism. Way to go catholics. (thanks Eddie)
minus-square@Bashnagdullink2•5 months agoIt’s only cannibalism if you are also a god. Otherwise its deitism?
minus-square@meco03211link2•5 months agoThere’s an Abbot and Costello skit in there somewhere. “You’re on a new diet?” “No I said deit.”
minus-squareTheRealKunilinkEnglish2•5 months ago It’s only cannibalism if you are also a god. Otherwise its deitism? Ah, but the Athanasian creed clearly teaches the doctrine of hypostatic union, that Jesus is fully god but also fully man. Since he is fully man, eating his body would indeed be cannibalism. Don’t take away the most metal part of Christianity.
minus-square@Bashnagdullink2•5 months agoI think eating your god is more metal than just eating a human.
Which part of His body did you get? The spleen? A bit of intestine? One of the toes?
You drink his blood and eat his body… Vampirism and cannibalism. Way to go catholics.
(thanks Eddie)
It’s only cannibalism if you are also a god. Otherwise its deitism?
There’s an Abbot and Costello skit in there somewhere. “You’re on a new diet?” “No I said deit.”
Ah, but the Athanasian creed clearly teaches the doctrine of hypostatic union, that Jesus is fully god but also fully man.
Since he is fully man, eating his body would indeed be cannibalism. Don’t take away the most metal part of Christianity.
I think eating your god is more metal than just eating a human.