• @Snapz
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    97 months ago

    It’s April now… I’d take a small piece of wood from garage, drill small hole, straighten paperclip and place inside, seal with wood putty, draw crude image of a holiday present on wood with Sharpie, poorly write “merry x-mas mommy, 1986, 2nd grade” on it, rub “ornament” on floor a bit to age, drill hole near top edge, place ornament hook and twist and reshape to mock years of use, bury it in the Christmas ornament box up in the rafters of the garage.