• @800XL
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    118 months ago

    You ever take a pair of torn JNCOs and turn them into cutoff shorts? They were like knee length bell bottoms and they were awesome. You could wear your JNCOs in 90°+ weather too!

      • Thassodar
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        78 months ago

        I think if you go with their method your nether region would be exposed while sitting down, causing “hanging brain”.

        Dunno the female equivalent, maybe “slippin the flaps”?

        • Tarquinn2049
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          98 months ago

          I recommend wearing underwear then. Most people actually do tend to wear underwear even when it isn’t specifically only preventing a view of your testicles. A good pair of underwear can increase your comfort even when completely hidden under your clothes.

          • Thassodar
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            38 months ago

            Even the best boxers can slip a nut out. As you get older those things get floppy.

            • Tarquinn2049
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              8 months ago

              In that case I specifically recommend boxer briefs, they have the room you need to keep them healthy, but the tight legs necessary to keep them to yourself.