As a father, I take great pride in introducing my son to new experiences and cultures. So you can imagine my disappointment when we recently visited a highly recommended authentic Mexican restaurant, only to have my son order a burger and fries?

I mean, what kind of uncultured simpleton doesn’t order tacos or enchiladas at a Mexican restaurant? And to make matters worse, he doesn’t even pronounce Mexico with an H. It’s MEH-i-co, not MEX-i-co

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  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    This would be me. Because I don’t like tomatoes, peppers, sour cream, or avocado, I don’t have a lot of options at Mexican restaurants any fancier than Taco Bell.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Indeed, Taco Bell is one of my top 3 favorite restaurants, but my family likes higher-quality places.

        I mean, there are things wrong with Taco Bell, I just don’t care about them.

        • Tattletale TimesOPM
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          42 months ago

          Lol ya I take that back. Well said. I can’t say there is nothing wrong with it but dammit it’s cheap and I like it

          • @[email protected]
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            32 months ago

            Salsa verde is still made with peppers. Al pastor might work depending on how promiment the peppers are - I generally don’t mind the spice, just the flavor and texture of peppers themselves.

            Anyways thanks for the advice. I don’t really have a good reason to be arguing this, so don’t feel like I’m obligating you to make a counterpoint.