• @SirSamuel
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    62 months ago

    Do you think dorfs are just out there laying pipe all the time? Who has time for that? Look at the daily schedule of a dorf.

    Wake up, drink beer, pet cat, drink beer, mine, drink beer, move rubble, drink beer, pet cat, wait, where’s the cat? RAGE, drink beer, sleep.

    Where in all that busy schedule do you expect a couple of dorfs to find time to make love? For crying out loud, they spend any free time they have trying to figure out if that’s a lady dorf under all that chainmail and beard. Besides, everyone knows children attract vampires