• The Snark Urge
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    185 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be a hell of a thing if Biden could channel the vengeful spirit of Charles Sumner for just ten minutes on live TV during a debate? Class, open your history textbooks to chapter 11, The Caning of Trump.

    • @MrVilliam
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      255 months ago

      Breathing heavily, dabbing sweat off his brow, Joe Biden finally stopped swinging the sledgehammer at the bloody pulp that was once a person, who was once Donald Trump, who was once a US president. Joe cleared his throat to signal to the crowd to end their “let’s go Brandon” chanting.

      “My fellow Americans, by decree of executive order, and I urge Congress to pass legislation to issue permanence to it, a US president is not immune from prosecution, starting now.”

      • @[email protected]
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        145 months ago

        Don’t forget: “What’s that sound? It’s OBAMA’S MUSIC! HE’S TAGGING IN!”

        Bill and George are just hanging out nodding their heads.

        • teft
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          95 months ago

          AND HERE COMES JIMMY C FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A CHAIR!!!

          Who would have thought a man in hospice could climb up there!