• pancakesyrupyum
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    88 months ago

    “the best thing to do is go up to anyone of your preferred gender or presentation and say seductive phrases such as “let’s see that smile” or “where’s my hug?””

    I know you’re probably joking, but I had a very visceral blech reaction reading this advice. 10/10 would again

    • Weevil Friend
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      118 months ago

      It’s one of those things that doesn’t hurt anyone. If you’re not completely sure they’re into it, follow them whenever they leave. A lot of times they try to pick up pace but that’s cuz they’re excited to lead you home so make sure you speed up too! (Genuinely terrified of anyone taking this seriously so just a little disclaimer)