I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.

They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

  • @[email protected]
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    257 months ago

    “What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?”

    “What’s the spookiest thing you’ve ever seen in Utah?”

    • @thorbot
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      107 months ago

      These are both actually lifted word for word from recent posts there