• @[email protected]
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    327 months ago

    Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn’t be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I’d be calling the cops (they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

    • @Coreidan
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      337 months ago

      they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation

      Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

        • Johanno
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          77 months ago

          In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

      • @[email protected]
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        77 months ago

        We don’t have guns where I’m from, and I don’t have a car. So I’m more likely to get myself killed.

        No no I’m pretty sure the math maths out.

      • @No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston
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        27 months ago

        Maybe he’s in a country where that a fact. Here in the US I would rather get kidnapped myself than having my life in the hands of a local police department

      • @[email protected]
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        37 months ago

        Nah, I’m my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety…but that wasn’t the point was it ?