• @Demdaru
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    7 months ago

    The only thing they fear is you

    And then drive the car into the building, if possible jumping out earlier. Enter with knife. If they kidnappers have any logic in them, they are gonna book it because sure as hell whoever came is not normal.

    And it gives me alibi of being in a state of irrational panic or something. Nobody will question such statement from someone who drove car into the building. :3

    • KillingTimeItself
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      7 months ago

      but you used :3

      i think that might just classify you as clinically insane. You gotta be careful with what you say if you want a crafted image smh.

      “yes officer i disemboweled 13 people in a fit of rage and then ate three human hearts but my wife was kidnapped what else was i supposed to do!” smiles cutely like an anime girl

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      47 months ago

      What if your wife is sitting along the wall that you put the car through?

      • @Demdaru
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        Not my fault now is it? Should’ve moved, duh.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          47 months ago

          I was expecting “that’s a chance I’m willing to take”, but your answer is pretty solid too, unlike your wife.