• @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    The year is 2082

    Hollywood will not take any risks.

    The only actors are the reanimated corpses of Tom Cruise, Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Saldana, Samuel L Jackson, Tom Hanks, and Harrison Ford, all de-aged back to life with VFX.

    The only films are Fast 43, Avengers vs The Spider-Verse XIV, Indiana Jones 22, Star Wars Episode XXI: Revenge of the Return, Toy Story 25, Avatar 5, and The Lion King: The Animation of The Broadway production of the Re-animated Live Action: 3D Extended Edition.

    • BitSeek
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      391 year ago

      What really got me in this great list was Avatar franchise only made it to Avatar 5 in all those years! 😂

    • @InverseParallax
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      151 year ago

      In the grim dark future there are only sequels.

    • platysalty
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      111 year ago

      There is also an anime adaptation of Half-Life 2 Episode 2.5.

      And One Piece is going to end next year.

    • @hbrgnarius
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      91 year ago

      You are quite optimistic about Avatar release dates I see. I’d be expecting a trailer for Avatar 3 by then.

      • JohnEdwa
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        11 year ago

        A3 should be released in december 2025 as they filmed it at the same time as the second movie and it’s currently in the post-production stage. The fourth one is also partly filmed already, scheduled for a 2029 release iirc.

    • @jacktherippah
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      31 year ago

      I just laughed so hard at this. Thank you.