• IninewCrow
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    67 months ago

    How about a hairless ape that walks on two feet, can’t fight, no claws, no big teeth, soft and squishy, completely vulnerable but when you put them all together, they’re capable of killing all life on the planet.

      • IninewCrow
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        107 months ago

        I also miss seeing headlines like this at the grocery store check out line

        • @EdibleFriend
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          7 months ago

          He had so many adventures over the years

          • @MrsDoyle
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            57 months ago

            Is he the one that landed that B52 on the moon?

            • IninewCrow
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              57 months ago

              He grew up … like everyone else … had a family and gave birth to …

              Florida man

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      57 months ago

      They can most certainly fight, and fight for longer than any other animal on the planet.