I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.

They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

  • @[email protected]
    11•5 months ago

    Happens to me when I eat nothing but beef jerky like I did yesterday. Just woke up like ten minutes ago with a fat man locked and loaded, had to lift my leg to make sure the ordnance cleared the fuselage.

    Maybe it’s digested fat? Idk I’m no nutritionist

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
      6•5 months ago

      You’re a motherfucking modern poet.

      I’d buy a book if you wrote it.