• Alto
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    307 months ago

    I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I’d take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain’t gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain’t messing with the bear.

    • Flying Squid
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      77 months ago

      A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

    • bonfire921
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      77 months ago

      Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

      • @[email protected]
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        57 months ago

        The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

      • Alto
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        17 months ago

        Yeah but a well fed black bear isn’t going to try to make small talk

    • @Foreigner
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      17 months ago

      Gummy bear. It’s not hungry, but you are.