I’m Jewish and have been told very angrily that I killed Jesus more than once. It’s fun.

  • Blackout
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    8 months ago

    And when the flying spaghetti monster flew out of his butthole and pasta for our sins we were saved a second time. Making humans the most saved beings in this universe at least.

    • @eran_morad
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      98 months ago

      All in the span of 5,000 years, too.

      • Neato
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        58 months ago

        To be fair, we probably needed it.

    • Kalkaline
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      58 months ago

      That was only yesterday, image what his Noodly One will do today.