• @LemmyKnowsBest
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    481 month ago

    I’m a heterosexual woman and the first thing I thought was I want to touch n squeeze her boobs. I can’t even imagine all the thoughts well-behaved heterosexual men must be politely stifling.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      all the thoughts

      It’s usually my old drill instructor from many moons ago, explaining in his usual calm and sorted manner that private the_third is to look into one and only one direction which, according to his personal preference right now would be “straight ahead” despite whatever most interesting events are currently unfolding in other angles of this private’s point of view.

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          1 month ago

          As an actual woman, I’d MUCH rather be ignored. Sexual assault is not fun.

          • @LemmyKnowsBest
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            141 month ago

            also as an actual woman, I was just diagnosed with breast cancer and might have to get my boobs lopped off and no one has ever touched them and what a sad life it has been. someone please touch my boobs before they’re gone.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        11 month ago

        Yes probably true. My boobs have always been perfect size, not too small, but not too big that they ever caused discomfort. Am grateful for that.