Unethical Life Pro Tips • 2 years ago

ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle

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ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle

Unethical Life Pro Tips • 2 years ago

Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.

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Oh honey, this stinker will be great! he says while you’re slowly walking away with the grin on your face…
- @dystopOPM
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  2•1 year ago
  mmmm the aroma of the cheese…

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