Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish · 2 years agoYep. Sounds like Florida.imagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down113
arrow-up1377arrow-down1imageYep. Sounds like Florida.Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square75linkfedilink
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoDude, alligators are scared of them.
minus-squarepivot_rootlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-22 years agoGators have learned well: don’t fuck with the evolved dinosaurs. Shrikes impale their prey on metal fence posts. Harpy eagles can crush a human skull like a water balloon. Crows communicate and coordinate harassment campaigns against people that have slighted them. Vultures can eat rotting meat and be totally fine. The secretary bird will stomp things to death.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSaucelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years ago Harpy eagles can crush a human skull like a water balloon. Has this ever happened?
minus-squarepivot_rootlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoHarpy eagle grip: 530 PSI Human skull: Up to 520 pounds of pressure That doesn’t seem like much of a difference, but remember that the force is going to be concentrated at four very pointy talons. Has this ever happened? Luckily, no.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSaucelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoYeah I have no doubt they are strong enough, many animals are. I was just wondering if that stat had a story behind it! Thanks.
minus-squarecmbabullinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoPretty sure it was the posse of Canada gooses it was rolling with that scared the gator
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoThey are also nasty dinosaurs. We have those up north.
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoThat is such typical behavior from them… just stop and try to figure out if you’re looking for the smoke.
Dude, alligators are scared of them.
Gators have learned well: don’t fuck with the evolved dinosaurs.
Has this ever happened?
Harpy eagle grip: 530 PSI
Human skull: Up to 520 pounds of pressure
That doesn’t seem like much of a difference, but remember that the force is going to be concentrated at four very pointy talons.
Luckily, no.
Yeah I have no doubt they are strong enough, many animals are. I was just wondering if that stat had a story behind it! Thanks.
Pretty sure it was the posse of Canada gooses it was rolling with that scared the gator
They are also nasty dinosaurs. We have those up north.
That is such typical behavior from them… just stop and try to figure out if you’re looking for the smoke.