Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 months agoYep. Sounds like Florida.imagemessage-square75arrow-up1390arrow-down113
arrow-up1377arrow-down1imageYep. Sounds like Florida.Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square75
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish31•5 months agoDo you want to look at this guy while you’re mowing your lawn?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoAlways trust a fat guy to have good food
minus-square@RolandolinkEnglish2•5 months ago"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." -William Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar” Act 1 Scene 2
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoMowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I’d much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish0•5 months agoThe guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoI unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish1•5 months agoI hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.
Do you want to look at this guy while you’re mowing your lawn?
I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.
Always trust a fat guy to have good food
"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."
-William Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar” Act 1 Scene 2
<.<
Yes
I aspire to it.
He’s wearing a shirt though
What’s left of it
Mowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I’d much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.
The guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
I hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.