@[email protected] to [email protected] • 7 months agoUnlucky placementsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1653arrow-down14
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minus-square@mojofrododojolinkEnglish4•7 months agoI hope they have some kind of telemetry system. TOP 10 BY LENGTH TOP 10 BY GIRTH TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted TOP 10 BY DECIBEL interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical. what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition? We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this
minus-square@clutchtwopointzerolink5•7 months agoNeeds an achievement system PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight
I hope they have some kind of telemetry system.
TOP 10 BY LENGTH
TOP 10 BY GIRTH
TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted
TOP 10 BY DECIBEL
interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical.
what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition?
We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this
Needs an achievement system
PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times
FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month
LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month
METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight