Terrible Estate Agent [email protected]English • 7 months ago

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Terrible Estate Agent [email protected]English • 7 months ago

I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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3•7 months ago
0 beds. I presume you put a length of rope across the room and dangle over it to get some brief shut eye.
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  5•7 months ago
  It’s a studio apartment so there is no dedicated bedroom just one all-purpose room. For some of those apartments a rope is all you could cram or afford.
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  2•7 months ago
  Doubles as a noose when you get tired of living there. Score!

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