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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•7 months agoThe solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
minus-squaremozzOPlinkfedilink8•7 months agoNo, see, it’ll be fine because we have a whole line of autonomous backhoes that we’re going to release afterwards. To get rid of the sidewalks. It literally can’t go wrong.
minus-squareprowess2956linkfedilink5•7 months agoAs long as those autonomous backhoes are equipped with lasers, I agree that nothing can go wrong.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•7 months agoSorry, the laser upgrade isn’t ready yet. We thought we’d get sharks with lasers to ride them since the driving AI requires monitoring anyway.
minus-squareMaevelinkfedilink1•7 months agoDon’t give governments ideas. They already strap bombs on the sharks.
minus-squareMaevelinkfedilink1•7 months agoDon’t forget logging, for paper products and… Well nevermind furniture, but plywood and such, anyway. Housing industry, I guess.
The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
No, see, it’ll be fine because we have a whole line of autonomous backhoes that we’re going to release afterwards. To get rid of the sidewalks. It literally can’t go wrong.
As long as those autonomous backhoes are equipped with lasers, I agree that nothing can go wrong.
Sorry, the laser upgrade isn’t ready yet. We thought we’d get sharks with lasers to ride them since the driving AI requires monitoring anyway.
Don’t give governments ideas. They already strap bombs on the sharks.
Don’t forget logging, for paper products and… Well nevermind furniture, but plywood and such, anyway. Housing industry, I guess.