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Dad JokesEnglish • 9 months ago

Why do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?

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Why do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 9 months ago

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They’re far too dense

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I always thought it was because they’re degenerates.
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  I identify as degenerate matter

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