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Dad JokesEnglish • 25 days ago

Why do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?

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Why do neutron stars perform so poorly in school?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 25 days ago

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They’re far too dense

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Jimmy Neutron was always top of his class
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  And a fucking star!
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    Damned straight!!!

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