• @[email protected]
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    255 months ago

    At what point in your life do you come to the conclusion that yes, everybody should be made aware of what exactly I masturbate to?

    • flicker
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      195 months ago

      I think this every single time I see a car covered in anime chicks. Or with a ton of anime girl statues glued to the front or back dash.

      If I was going on a date and a guy pulled up with any of that on his car, I’d tell him politely but firmly that I will not be seen in his jackwagon.

      • @STOMPYI
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        105 months ago

        The JackinWagon. What a name you have gifted me today!

        • flicker
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          55 months ago

          Searched it up on Google and got zero hits. Super shocked no one has said it yet but happy to add it to creative commons.

          Go nuts friend.

          • @STOMPYI
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            35 months ago

            WE’RE GETTING NUTS AT THE JACKINWAGON! WHOSE IN?

    • Fuck spez
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      195 months ago

      I was thinking the same thing the other day while driving behind this dude:

      (It was pouring and traffic was stopped for ten minutes.)

    • @Zehzin
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      5 months ago

      You don’t know it until it happens. It can happen to anyone at CLOWNS MAKING ANIMAL BALLOONS OUT OF CONDOMS WITH THEIR FEET