Recent romantic partners always want to shower together and I couldn’t imagine anything more irritating. How do people get themselves properly clean while someone else is there fondling you? Sure, they can help scrub your back but maybe I need some space and privacy to clean all the BITS, you know?

So annoying. But it keeps the “passion alive” so fine, I’ll do it.

  • @mysoulishome
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    21 year ago

    Recommended: join the shower halfway or 3/4 of the way through. Kind of a “passing in the hall” sort of thing.