• @[email protected]
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    -438 months ago

    Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.

    • @[email protected]
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      748 months ago

      As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.

      • @samus12345
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        198 months ago

        They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.

          • @samus12345
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            58 months ago

            If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.

            • @[email protected]
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              68 months ago

              I lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.