Police in Michigan say a startling discovery was made on the roof of a Michigan grocery store: A woman was living inside the store sign for roughly a year.
A 34-year-old woman was living inside the business sign, with enough space for a computer, printer and coffee maker, police said.
The computer I get. The coffee maker…okay, for some people I get. I dunno if a printer is at the top of my priority list but, hey, I dunno, maybe she needed it for work.
But:
A Keurig coffee maker.
Man, if I were squatting in a store sign, I think that I would be using a Mr. Coffee and Folgers ground coffee, not a razor-and-blades-model coffee maker.
The computer I get. The coffee maker…okay, for some people I get. I dunno if a printer is at the top of my priority list but, hey, I dunno, maybe she needed it for work.
But:
Man, if I were squatting in a store sign, I think that I would be using a Mr. Coffee and Folgers ground coffee, not a razor-and-blades-model coffee maker.
She probably pulled it out of a dumpster. And you can get or make inserts to use regular grounds instead of cups.
Reusable pods are cheap. I’ve been using them in my keurig for a few years now and they’re great.
Heck she could have been using it to just boil the water and adding folgers in afterwards.
Reusable pods are free if you’re near a bank
Food banks actually carry a ton of those pods, and hang onto them because no one really has a keurig who goes to food banks.
She had a job and no rent lol.