• @[email protected]
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      147 months ago

      Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

      • MeatPilot
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        47 months ago

        I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

      • @platypus_plumba
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        7 months ago

        Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.