Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @TheIvoryTowerEnglish
    48•2 months ago

    Just hoping that everyone understands that The Spinoff, like The Onion, is a satirical website

    • DarkThoughts
      32•2 months ago

      Except that it isn’t.

      The Spinoff is a New Zealand online magazine and news website that was founded in 2014. It is known for current affairs coverage, political and social analysis, and cultural commentary.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spinoff

      Founded in 2014, The Spinoff has grown to become Aotearoa’s most innovative independent media organisation with a focus on vibrant, modern coverage of current affairs and pop culture.

      Known as ‘the mid-shelf red wine of New Zealand journalism’, The Spinoff focuses on stories and issues that affect everyday New Zealanders across our core sections of pop culture, politics, Ātea, books and kai.

      Ambitious, curious and always seeking multiple perspectives, we’ve built a trophy cabinet of prestigious journalistic awards, and continue to attract the country’s top creative talent.

      https://thespinoff.co.nz/about-us

      • @TheIvoryTowerEnglish
        4•2 months ago

        Seymour’s idiotic comment is real, but the article you linked is satire playing off it.

        A lot of the internationals here seem to be taking the article at face value