Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • Nikku772
    20•5 months ago

    I think the funnest one is “ Spice, all = WOKE”, like damn…. All spices in the world?

    • @scutigerEnglish
      8•5 months ago

      Maybe they meant allspice, but I wouldn’t be too surprised if black pepper was too hot for them.