Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • DaDragon
    1•8 months ago

    Because some people enjoy milk with their food? (I know it’s not the answer you’re going for)

    • @AnticorpEnglish
      2•8 months ago

      My friend’s family would serve milk with ice in it when we were kids.