• @[email protected]
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    86 months ago

    keep your hand across your throat

    What’s the purpose of doing that around a massive dog?

    hand confidently on the dog’s head

    Is the dog happy or angry? What change is this expected to cause in the dog?

    massive lawsuit

    How would the dog cause a massive lawsuit? What does that have to do with someone protecting their throat?

    Anyway, it’s just kind of absurd that he expects this from everyone who comes to the door.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      96 months ago

      To protect your throat

      To project dominance

      By biting guests in the throat

      Yes, that’s the joke

      • @[email protected]
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        56 months ago

        I’m at a total loss here. What’s that squarish environment they’re in? What’s going on with the sequence of english letters under the picture?

        I guess some things will always be beyond my comprehension. Anyway, I’m off to walk my three pit rescues!