• @[email protected]
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    36 months ago

    How the fuck does that even work?

    Moron: “Your honor, I didn’t rob that bank.”

    Witness: “I’m the bank teller and I saw him rob the bank”

    Paid Liar: “OBJECTION! My client said he didn’t do it, strike that from the record!”

    Judge: “Ok. Guess he didn’t do it.”

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      16 months ago

      The trial isn’t about Trump having sex or paying for sex, but violating finance laws. If they had denied the sex then it wouldn’t be relevant to the case.