• @[email protected]
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    87 months ago

    Hahahahah bitch you gonna die soon, there’s only so much stimulants a 77 year old cheeseburger addict can take before that decrepit clogged heart of yours goes boom.

    • @Got_Bent
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      147 months ago

      Don’t underestimate the magic of presidential healthcare.

      Nixon was the last president to die before his nineties.

      If Trump were a regular person like the rest of us, he’d likely already be dead, but whatever voodoo those presidential doctors perform, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him zombie along for another twenty years.

    • Flying Squid
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      107 months ago

      And then we get a much younger, much more vigorous, but still MAGA, vice president.