If I got $1 for every time I saw this joke, I could probably afford a Tesla.

What’s worse is its a monthly subscription, and they’ll sue you if you hang an after-market air freshener in there.

The idea that he would mark each and every one with his own urine is not out of the realm of the believable.

Shit, can’t believe I never thought about that one. It’s even good, they should use it in their marketing…

Bleh