I have friends that only want me around when it’s convenient for them.

that’s a bit too real for me

I’ll be a friend that only kinda a little bit sorta cares.

Do the ultimate friendship test: When going out with them, while walking to the place you want to go, stop and tie your shoe laces. If they wait, you’re important to them. If they don’t stop you REALY suffer alone - but at least you now know.