• Arghblarg
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    991 year ago

    Any leader who has to sign legislation stating they have lifelong immunity from prosecution, probably needs to be prosecuted for the rest of their long life.

    • @aeronmelon
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      401 year ago

      This law proves that he is innocent of all wrongdoing. :P

    • Zerlyna
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      141 year ago

      Sure! You just think it. Like how he unclassified all those documents. With His Mind.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      He claims it was already done… let’s see how that plays out.

      Also your opponent might just forego pretence and summarily execute you when they catch you or claim themself president and be immune to consequences and imprison you anyway.

      • @Furbag
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        121 year ago

        Last time I checked, Hunter Biden isn’t the President, so why would we care what he thinks?

      • @brodrobe
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        81 year ago

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  • Hyperreality
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    541 year ago

    Sounds like a sign of weakness, tbh.

    He’s been in power for a very long time and hasn’t needed this before.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    And that’s how assassination becomes a national hobby.

    I mean there was this old Italian guy that tried that a few thousand years ago. I can’t remember how it ended.

    • sylver_dragon
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      201 year ago

      I mean there was this old Italian guy that tried that a few thousand years ago. I can’t remember how it ended.

      With his adopted son as dictator. Not the best example.

      • @Hamartia
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        21 year ago

        He was also recognized as a god by the Roman state after his death as a stern lesson to all those aspiring dictators out there.

  • @paddirn
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    271 year ago

    That sounds good and all on paper, but it’s really only as binding as the people that come in after him are willing to let it be. I can imagine a law being passed later on just repealing this law and he’s right back to square one, assuming he doesn’t just hold onto power until he dies and/or Russia doesn’t annex Belarus.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      “But… but but… I wrote it on a paper, official aper with my signature you have to follow the laaaw!”

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        I mean, this is the guy whose dream job is Russian Colonel.

        Head of state of a theoretically sovereign nation, appears to genuinely aspire to… Being a colonel. One step above what his rank used to be.

  • @eran_morad
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    241 year ago

    Fuck it. I declare myself King of Belarus. Luka will hang by his balls tonight at midnight.

    • @zecg
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      71 year ago

      Where were you when Eran Morad became King of Belarus

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      91 year ago

      Also: when the law is unjust, the just break the law.

      I see lynch mobs in his future. Probably not soon, but eventually.

  • mechoman444
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    221 year ago

    Oh well in that case I grant myself immunity as well from any future prosecution.

    That was easy!

  • @scarabic
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    221 year ago

    Very nice! That is a good one! /borat voice

  • @A_Random_Idiot
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    201 year ago

    The behind the scenes in Belarus and Russia must be going worse than anyone knows if he feels the need to do this.

    • @Shialac
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      21 year ago

      Well, Belarus was already almost in a state of revolution when the russian army came to save Lukachenko. Now the russian army is kinda busy with other stuff

  • MonsterMonster
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    191 year ago

    He knows he’s fucked up and that the writing is on the wall for him. Putin is on borrowed time and so is he.

  • @BenLeMan
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    151 year ago

    He won’t be prosecuted in court anyway. It’s probably going to be a trial of the ratatatat-tat style like Ceaucescu’s. All this does is show how pathetic Lukashenko really is.